Weird Good Friday

I had a rather "Buddhist" Good Friday yesterday. On the way to work I passed: 1) a car accident only a few feet from my apartment complex, 2) a large dead dog in the middle of the highway, 3) a cluster of about 8 police cars on the side of the road with their take-down lights on. Now I should probably spend Spring Break pondering what that all means and how it will help me achieve enlightenment... but more likely I'll just play video games.

Letter to Zoras

Dear Zoras,

For the last 10 years or so you have been portrayed as one of the peaceful races of Hyrule. But I haven't forgotten how you used to shoot me in the back as I walked across bridges and through waterways in the "Legend of Zelda" and "A Link to the Past."

You aren’t fooling anybody >:\ I know you're just a bunch of back-stabbing, liars -- and by the way princess Ruto is an annoying bitch. The only cool Zora in the history of ever was Rutela and she was dead before you met her.

This is why I like Gorons. They only beat on you a little until you prove to them that you're tough, then they call you "brother." It doesn't matter how many Zora asses I kick, you're still going to shoot at me when my back is turned.

~ Me